Teapot Songs
Version # Text Source Comments Tally
#1 I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, then I shout:
"Tip me over and pour me out!"
New Jersey, Vancouver (British Columbia, Canada), someone schooled in Saudi Arabia by an Irish teacher, New York(2), Texas Texas and NY use "hear me shout" in place of "then I shout." 5
#2 I'm a little teapot, Short and stout.
This is my handle, and this is my spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I pour out.
I'm a little teapot, Short and Stout!
New Mexico Another of New Mexican origin leaves off the fourth line. 2 (family)
#3 I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When you tip me over, I will shout.
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Mississippi The resolution follows version 1, but the condition is that of version 2. 1
#4 I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout:
Sock it to me, baby, let it all hang out!
a baby boomer from Detroit This is a '70s joke. 1

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